May 2013
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
alilah:
tumblr is on the news. ew i hate yahoo
stuartsometimes:
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
sstain:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
lolsofunny:
mannysantosisgonnabefamous:
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(lol here!)
How to college:
drink coffee
cry
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
